camlorn:

∟ fallout: new vegas downloadable content.

timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

trans-apostate-anders:

dollygale:

duckbats:

You, broke: straight up shipping spider ham and spider noir

Me, woke: in spider noir’s universe he falls in love with a radio host he saved who looks suspiciously like John Mulaney

JM:

spider noir, tearing up, already thinking about the reception venue for their wedding: i

JM upon meeting a talking pig who sounds suspiciously like him:

lesbianherstorian:

“for the record” by fierce pussy, 2013

critical-failqueer:

more dnd campaigns with overtly fantastic plots. full on fairy tale bullshit. like something out of mythology or a fable. 

the party is tasked to retrieve the moon, which has been stolen from the sky. 87% chance the moon is also sentient. 

a color that was locked away by the gods for being too beautiful/terrible/powerful is released again and a dragon of that color now threatens the land. also because it’s new it’s in fashion and everyone who can get their hands on it is wearing this color and it’s starting to give you a headache. 

relieve the land of their drought by finding what happened to the rain and bringing it back. 

go wild. have fun

hanaxsongs:

Ana knew what she needed to do. She walked over to the makeshift shelf that held the treasures she’d found in the necropolis when she’d first arrived. She looked at the feline face on the ancient mask. It was the goddess Bastet.

A guardian.

goovat:

am jus a little courier… want to delivr… packige…

transyasha:

midnigtartist:

Caleb has 16 charisma and went to boarding school. Hes sucked the most dick out of everyone in the nein and that’s just a fact

derezzcartes:

blizzard rlly picked the funniest character to be canonically gay like………the patron saint of call of duty Gamer Bros™️ and toxic comp tryhards………he’s gay now